What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss