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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.