What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.