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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)