Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.