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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant