Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.