Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant