Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

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How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)