Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.