Lap Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

Demon Jokes More Demon Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.