Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
You did that on porpoise
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)
Lap-top!
Having two legs
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
The lips are moving
Turn signals
Their balls are just for decoration.
Because they can.
Unix
He was second to Nun.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
The long hump
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
A boo-meringue
