Lap Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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Demon Jokes More Demon Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A vacant posession.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.