Creep Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

Foreskin Jokes More Foreskin Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.