Creep Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Tor Jokes More Tor Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Necktie Jokes More Necktie Jokes

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Confront Jokes More Confront Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Antonym Jokes More Antonym Jokes

Whats the antonym of Manchester United?

WomanBreastsR Divided

Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.