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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture