Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
One
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
Removed
Didn't wake up this morning...
The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
Sham rock.
A six-pack and a potato
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
