How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.