Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
None. Darkness foreverrrr!
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.
It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.
You get your job and your wife back.
Owld Lang Syne.
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Patty O'Furniture
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.