What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'