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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

Fun Joke Jokes More Fun Joke Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?