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How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

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What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.