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How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.