How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!