How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit?

So he could tell the time at night!

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What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!