What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?