What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*