Phil Jokes

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.