Phil Jokes

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a nice Canadian meal on a colorful roof?

Poutina.

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20