Eggs actually get laid.
Two clean fingers.
Lays, because they are full of air.
To lay off his campaign staff.
Bricks get laid.
Because he had bad pickups
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
The bricks will get laid.
Because he always uses the force.
Bricks can get laid.
An egg gets laid.
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
There is lotion and used tissues laying around
They both think the other one gets laid more.
Because when they're born they get laid.
He just got laid by some chick!
Laying mantises.
Because he is stronger than you.
Matt
To get laid.
Oeuf!
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Russel.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
My hands.
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
With a spirit level!
Mellow.
The foundation's been laid.
Russel
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
It burns too easily
Eggs get laid only once
All the coats are on the bed!
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
The egg gets laid!
What could go wrong " My son apparently
She wanted to lay it on the line.
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Because it was two-tired
Eggs get laid at least once.
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
They give their women awesome Dinar.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.
He wanted to lay it on the line!
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
They sit eggsaminations!
A bird that lays down!
We both get laid by hand.
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
Henopause
Gotta lay off the sea-weed.
Yahoo. There goes my baby.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
An eggroll!
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Nailed it.
Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
The brick will eventually get laid.
She laid a sidewalk!
If they dropped them they'd break
If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
A battery hen!
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid
TINDERRRRR!!!!
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Someone flipped it.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.
An egg gets laid
A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
Pick up lines
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
To get to the dark side...
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
IN PLANE SIGHT!
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
All he wants is Just Ice
Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
Cuz it was charged with electricity.
Because it was charged with battery!
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
I need to know what time to pick her up.
An investigator.
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----
Space Jammies!
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
You wave!
