Eggs actually get laid.
To lay off his campaign staff.
Bricks get laid.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Because he always uses the force.
An egg gets laid.
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
They both think the other one gets laid more.
Because when they're born they get laid.
Laying mantises.
Matt
To get laid.
Oeuf!
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Russel.
My hands.
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
With a spirit level!
Mellow.
Russel
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
It burns too easily
Eggs get laid only once
All the coats are on the bed!
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
The egg gets laid!
What could go wrong " My son apparently
She wanted to lay it on the line.
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Because it was two-tired
Eggs get laid at least once.
She wanted to lay it on the line!
They give their women awesome Dinar.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
He wanted to lay it on the line!
They sit eggsaminations!
A bird that lays down!
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
Henopause
Yahoo. There goes my baby.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
An eggroll!
To get food for her babies!
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
The brick will eventually get laid.
She laid a sidewalk!
If they dropped them they'd break
If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
A battery hen!
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid
TINDERRRRR!!!!
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Someone flipped it.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.
An egg gets laid
A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
Pick up lines
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
His prime-mate!
You do the math
Clowns Without Borders.
Guard: He went through the entrance.
It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Cryptic code.
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
He heard the ref was blowing fouls!
A deviled egg. Hmath out.
Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.
He's flat Baroque...
I can't bereave it!
Its his name.
