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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet!

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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