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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Who's there! Bed! Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey