Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.