Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.