What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.