What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What did the hoodrats have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey