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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...