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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.