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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"