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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.