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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin