What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.