Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

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Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.