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Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

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What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.