Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

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Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

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What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing