Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted