Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

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What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws.

Who's there! Amory! Amory who?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky