Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.