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Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe