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What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

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What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it