What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

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What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it