What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.