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What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

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What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What do you call an avid gardener?

Herb

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.