What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

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What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

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What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.