He had too much thyme on his hands.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme.
Herb
Honestly, no idea!
A thyme machine.
PARSLEYMONIOUS
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
Finding out the chef is bald.
A Chef of course...
Flop.
The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."
But chessy but gets a good giggle
Because all the politicians are in hell.
Your plaice or mine'!
The fish doesn't know it's plaice.
You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
When they had lots of sleepless knights!
Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.