How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.