How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.