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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime?

By getting aboard (a) voat

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju