Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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I am very pleased with my score of 79.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

100 Tooth Jokes More 100 Tooth Jokes

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.