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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth

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What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.