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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

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Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it?

A dumbell

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

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A pair of Re-bachs.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

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100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans