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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

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What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

100 Tooth Jokes More 100 Tooth Jokes

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans