How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.