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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

100 Baby Jokes More 100 Baby Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.