How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

Rhesus Pieces.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

With a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips