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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

100 Baby Jokes More 100 Baby Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips