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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

100 Baby Jokes More 100 Baby Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.