Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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A wind tunnel.

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Moo-Thai.

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Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.