Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

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What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.