Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

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What were the very first straws made of?

Straw.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!