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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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What were the very first straws made of?

Straw.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!