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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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Why do blondes like tilt steering?

More head room

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!