Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

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What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What were the very first straws made of?

Straw.