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What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.