What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!