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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!