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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow