Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!