Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt