Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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Why was the fireman buried on top of the hill?

Because he was dead.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

West Jokes More West Jokes

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.