Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

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What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.