Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt