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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.