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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'