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Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleavies!

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.