Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!