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Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.