Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!