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Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!