Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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What's George Washington's favorite element?

Americium-1776

Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleavies!