Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

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What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"