Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleavies!

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!