What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Snoop Dogg.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.