What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.