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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

Girl Friend Jokes More Girl Friend Jokes

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned