What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.