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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.