What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Who's there! Cyprus! Cyprus who?

Cyprus the bell!

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.