What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What did one bell say to the other?

Be my valenchime!

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.