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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in Spanish?

Baana

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.