What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.