A rebell
Dung
Because there horns don't work
Air Conditioning
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work
A Decibell.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
A bellerina!
Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
He forgot his Loggins
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
You can peel (peal) both of them.
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
It's bells sprout.
Cyprus the bell!
A humdinger.
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Jungle bells.
Because its horn doesn't work.
Be my valenchime!
Go go power rangers!
I'm wringing wet.
Dung!
So they can speak more fluently
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
No phone numbers.
Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
The elephant remembers.
I told you it would rain, dear.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!
Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!
A mushroom.
They've already told you.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!
It is the one with the kickstand.
Brothers from Another Mothership.
A Small Medium at Large
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.