A rebell
Dung
Because there horns don't work
Air Conditioning
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
A Decibell.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
A bellerina!
Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!
He forgot his Loggins
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
You can peel (peal) both of them.
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
It's bells sprout.
Cyprus the bell!
A humdinger.
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Jungle bells.
Because its horn doesn't work.
Be my valenchime!
I'm wringing wet.
Dung!
A convent!
Air conditioning
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
So they can get a good grip on the broomstick
He got lost in the maize.
Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
Because they were neckromancers
A receding hare line.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
A howler monkey.
Audi
It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.