How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.