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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters