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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir