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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters