What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!