What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.