What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.