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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.