Because he left a residue at every pole.
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
To find better jobs
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
Running into one could really ruin your day.
Because they pee on poles.
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
The Master Baiter.
He's taking over the Poles.
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
A magnet only has two Poles.
A fishing pole.
She was fishing for Steelhead Trout
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
They both hate the French press
Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.
Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.
Just for the halibut.
OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
Clearly not this one!
G...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
A lost clause.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
