Fishing Pole Jokes

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

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What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Master Baiter Jokes More Master Baiter Jokes

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

What do you call a really good fisherman?

A master baiter

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name