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Fishing Pole Jokes

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

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What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

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What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

Master Baiter Jokes More Master Baiter Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.