Fishing Pole Jokes

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

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What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

Master Baiter Jokes More Master Baiter Jokes

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!