What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.