What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish