What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"