What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.