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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.