Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog