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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare