How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!