How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!