How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.