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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.