How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.