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How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!