How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!