How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

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How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE