How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside