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How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.