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How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

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How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.