How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.