Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

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What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

Ctrl + C

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y