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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!