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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C