Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.