Because they get lost at C!
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Because they kept retweeting.
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!
Only Sum
They can never find the "any" key.
F", for Fonzi. Duh.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.