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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

Arrr

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.