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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!