Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh