How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.