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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited?

It gets an erectron.

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear