How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.