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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!