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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.