What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!