What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Why don't black people like pirates?

They pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe