What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!