What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.