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What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...