Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant