Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?

It's two tired.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.