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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

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How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.