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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!