Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

Because it was two tired!

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.