Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!