What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.