What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!