It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.
Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.
A civil serpent
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
Because they can't spell "read it".
Joseph schooling
She grated it.
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans