What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.