It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
He couldn't pay for Baal
Because of the culture!
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
When it's turned into the teacher.
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.