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What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.