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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.