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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!