How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Jog-raphy!

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

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Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper