How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!