How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What's the difference?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!