How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

He had a *lovely finish*.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince?

Old King Coal!

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

School Jokes More School Jokes

What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper