How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

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What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!