Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

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What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

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How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog