Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!