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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

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How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!