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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!