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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Vin Diesel Jokes More Vin Diesel Jokes

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black Vin Diesel smell like Vinegar.

Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes More Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

Ad homonym

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture