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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

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Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes More Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted