Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted