Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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God save the kin.

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One has a coo, the other has a coup

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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A flat mate.

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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IM Groot.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted