What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap