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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.