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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

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What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap