What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap