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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap