What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap