What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.