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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.