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What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey