What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.