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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)