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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military