What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.