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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!