What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY