What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.