What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military